Comments?

Okay, I want to know what the deal is with comments. How do you become a blogger who people leave a million comments for? Here's what I am thinking - either you or someone in your family must have a near death experience. This is what I've noted so far. Most of the people whose blogs I read - and they have lots of comments and lots of traffic - are people who have had lots of readers praying for them or their families about some very serious issue. So....hmmm....I guess I will just continue to faithfully write - Landon and I have had some near death issues...but not due to illness :) If you have suggestions on how I can get more traffic and comments, I'll take them.